"And so I said to Olaf, I said, there are two wolves inside of you and do you know what he said? He said 'Gunnar, that's the dumbest analogy I've ever heard,' as he pulled his hammer out of an English Monk's brain 'everyone contains multitudes'!"
LARParinos will know that we at Of Science & Swords search far and wide to only stock the kind of goods we ourselves would use to do battle. It took us a while to get this one right but we're very happy with this and think it'll become part of any new Viking's kit.
Incredibly high quality, 3mm thick, synthetic leather with nice rivets
It stands up to strikes from most non-metal weaponry without scuffing much and is easy to clean
It deals well in the Aussie sunlight
There's no animal cruelty involved in the production
The square rings hanging off the sides can actually take a decent amount of weight hanging off of them so you can bring a 2L water skin!
It's hugely adjustable, from a 97cm waist all the way to 132cm... a little more even if you have a hole puncher...
