"And so I said to Olaf, I said, there are two wolves inside of you and do you know what he said? He said 'Gunnar, that's the dumbest analogy I've ever heard,' as he pulled his hammer out of an English Monk's brain 'everyone contains multitudes'!"
LARParinos will know that we at Of Science & Swords search far and wide to only stock the kind of goods we ourselves would use to do battle.
It took us a while to get this one right but we're very happy with this and think it'll become part of any new Viking's kit.